Ignorant angel plant

The Ignorant Angel Plant, A.ignarusferus is one of the most widespread and common of the Caelestisaceae throughout the liquid spaces of the Milky Way. As a species, they tend towards fiscal irresponsibility, spending more than they save. For example, they insist on purchasing useless appliances for their underwater homes which, of course, break as soon as they enter the water. A.ignarusferus male plants are larger than the females and so are the ones to bear the young. Young, born hairy and red, mature to green in their 2nd year and blush blue in their 5th year when they reach reproductive maturity. Fortunately, Ignorant Angel Plants are susceptible to desiccation so if you get an infestation and need to remove them from your garden pond or water feature, just reach in and place them in a container of dry rice. A plastic bag or bucket with a lid work well. Be sure to wear googles and gloves - they bite!